TechNOlogy
1.Two years ago, i found a rock it dropped from the night sky
inscribed with fine lines, it glowed like a fire fly
blinding my eye sight, it smelled pretty funky, atomical molecules
crashed to the earth with a sonic boom
made metallic objects move, forks and spoons
i decided to hide it under my pillow, under my bed
for two years it lay dormant just under my head
it wasnt a rock IT WAS AN ALIEN EGG
2.Hey man whats up i just hatched,
been watching your earth from inside my space craft
okay little dude
no need to look shocked let me tell you whats new
I’m from the another planet… where the ossilations from
rocket stations rocked the nations with bombs that have dropped the population,
im the last of my kind,
my species has died
i must help you my child while there is still time
you see at this rate
your race could face the same fate
Listen, my world depended too much on bionic chips
living in a virtual bliss
we neglected the enviroment
untill it became like a fire pit
desolate, nothing could survive in it
only i escaped in my flying ship
and now my purpose my mission
is to search the star system for victims
living in the same technologically driven conditions
then i take these refugees to a virgin planet, a beautiful place
i have chosen you to represent the human race
1.The alien was right, i believed every word
the human race was cursed
we raped mother earth
leaving her bleeding and hurt
we treated our world like an inflatable sex toy,
that we could just blow up, and fuck, we’ve left it destroyed
he said I wouldn’t go alone on his space ship
I’d get to take six supermodels to mate with
and repopulate the human race with
the spaceman said the new planet was a praised land
untouched like a jew looking at a glazed ham
so I went along with his brave plan
he pulled out a keypad and pressed it
his egg ship grew to a huge size and i entered
but it was a trap
2. hahah im not taking you to anouther planet,
and technology wont cause damage, it wont make your species vanish,
listen bitch, who you think i am? E.T.?
fuck your shit, im seedy, im evil, im freaky, I’M A PIMP!
your human race wont die out for millions of years,
now that ive caught you, I’m a make you wear a leather brassier,
I’m a make you dance! clap and chant, wearing little red pants,
youll be romanced,
the entertaintment in my deep space casino, rich green people will through money near you and cheer you,
in a human zoo, theyll get to know you, while i make you sing show tunes
for the right price I’ll even let them probe you
