DANGEROUS LADY
1. She deserves her own limelight
that girl could restore a blind guys eye sight
shes blowin my mind, shes fine right
just my type, lookin like an angel must be a divine sign
what a sexy baby what a crazy lady
its a shame you’re not allowed to eat on the bus ‘cause shes just so tasty,
maybe i can pick her up before they drop her off at her stop
honest to god, i gotta to be the one that’s rockin that bod
2. What are you doing? man sit back down in your seat
yeah she’s only rows away - but shes miles outta your league
girls like that are into tough dudes with rude tatoos
who abuse the booze and ooze with bad news
you think shes on her way to church in that low cut skirt?
no shes going to meet johnno or kurt
it’s mathematics, simple averages
she doesn’t want the average kid
you’re a square but you still dont have any edge
1. Hey, I can act like a tough guy
she doesn’t need to know that I’m kind
and sometimes my mum calls me sunshine
plus i go to the libary at lunchtime, and I munch my sandwiches,
i could scam the chick, tell her i deal drugs like cannibis
as a catalyst, to make myself amorous
that i’m never compassonite
then she’d think i was massochist
she’d think i was ravenous
she’d think i was cantakerous
she might even think i have a massive dick
2. She’ll see through your charade and your scam
acting tough is the craziest plan
your plain and your bland, a girl like that wants a dangerous man,
so she wont be bamboozled, by your half baked manouvers
you’d need more sweet moves too woo her
than when Kasparov versed Deep Blue, the super computer
face it your a loser, you dont ride a motor bike you ride a scooter
youll never get a girl like that unless your dark or your hard
or been behind bars
and the only hood you’ve ever seen is on your dads company car
